Funny Personal Story (Repost)

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Funny personal story My ex and i stayed at this hotel and upon entering I notice this steel hook in the ceiling over the bed. I was like, "Noway!" I ran to the closet to find that they had one of those chairs that hang over the bed with the hole in the bottom. You know, like she sits in it and he's under it with his junk in the hole. So we fell so in love with this thing that we went and bought one. I was all manly in nothing but a tool belt hangin this thing over the bed, now the intructions said nothing about what a stud is or how to find one, so I naturally assumed they were referring to myself. So it's done and up, and time for some fun. It lasted about five minutes before she was rollin off the bed onto the floor laughing all the way down, and I could have sworn she took my dick with her. Plaster starts falling in my face and mouth, and relization hit, and my eyes got really wide a split second before that three pound piece of steel completed it's 8' descent right into my change purse. Meanwhile, she is rolling around the floor laughing hysterically and all I could think was "Can you believe this woman could look me in the eye with a straight face and say that she loves me?"